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[And this early evening, the journal will pick up the sound of one small British girl muttering to herself.]

Well, this is very rude. It didn't snow last autumn, you know. I think I ought to complain.

[Huff. Followed by a small ow, barely heard. And silence. Then finally:]

Oh! [And the journal is picked up finally. Because you, the townsfolk, should know the answer to this question. Clearly.] Did we get visited by aliens in the night? I think I've been experimented on. [Okay, that is totally the best thing ever.] I hope they looked like Elvis clones.

Has anyone seen my cat?

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That's my cat.

[Vash fails pooka speak, film at 11.]

Is it? I didn't know.

[That among many things.] I'm pretty sure you're the one who suggested that name. [He knows she tends to lie, just not always HOW much.]

Did I? You should have called her Licorice instead. But I suppose that doesn't suit her unless she's British.

Licorice? [He's starting to pick it up.] Well, if I find a cat I think might look like a Licorice I'll be sure to consult you.

If you wouldn't mind. Thank you, Vash.

[...hmrr. 8|a]

Is your priest friend still here?

He is and I'd appreciate it if he didn't suddenly take a trip to the mountains.

I already said I wouldn't do that again!

Uh, huh. Well. Across the village now and then would be kinda funny, just nothing too far away.

What if he's running late for something?

Well, if you want to help him out sounds good.

What if he's under attack by monsters?

Well, then he might get pretty angry he wasn't around to help take care of you. He kinda has a soft spot for kids.

I didn't say I was under attack by monsters, did I? [This look.]

Well, no, but the monster might get mad that you saved him!

The monster would have to catch me first. [Offended sniff.]

What if they're a really fast monster!

I suppose I would die horribly. [But they'd have to be pretty damn fast.]

See, I don't think Wolfwood would appreciate that then.

What makes you think a monster would ever be faster than me?

Because you never know what secrets a monster might hide!

Well, you never know what secrets I might hide, either.

True! But these are monsters! I'm scared of monsters!

Well, you shouldn't be. Monsters are people too, you know.

Well, people can also be monsters! Nice monsters don't scare me. It's mean people that I'm scared of!

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